_This is a Penalty Fares area. Please ensure you have paid through the nose before you dare subject our excuse for a train to your pathetic presence. Otherwise we may have to charge you not just the ridiculously high fare but also an extra insult for bothering to use a service that you have already paid for as a tax payer. You're right....sir, we don't want your sort, you delay our service by insisting we stop at stations, you reduce our capacity by bringing luggage, children under 5, dogs, and you insist on freebies like wifi, magazines, seats, lighting and you complain about customer service, not enough coaches, late running, bad aircon. SO CLEAR OFF. HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF MEGA BUS?
We would like to apologise for any inconvenience that this may cause to your journey today.
We would like to apologise for any inconvenience that this may cause to your journey today.
Ok its not actually at platform 4 but its not far off - Mind the Gap!!
This is what overcrowding on the Cardiff - Portsmouth route will have to look like before FGW introduce Adelantes
Sat Nav said this way...... I'm not stopping now........
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Paddington to Snow Hill in 5:30Just for completeness, Victoria to Brighton |
And back, New St to Euston in 5:00Reading bridge replacement
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